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The European Union has struggled to come up with a unified response to the developing political crisis in Crimea. But can you do better than the EU's political leaders and make Vladimir listen? Click 'Generate' below!


Ashton
At the moment EU High Representative Cathy Ashton is

and has said the EU should respond to Crimea's political crisis

and that the practical outcome should be that


Sikorski
Meanwhile Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski is

and has said the EU should respond to Russia's moves

and that the practical outcome should be that


Bildt
Currently Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt is

He thinks the EU response needs to react

and that the practical outcome should be that


But is Russia listening?
Steinmeier
Russian President Vladimir Putin is

He has just said Russia will

and that the practical outcome will be that


THE RESULT:

This generator has been devised by Jon Worth alone, and it is his sole responsibility.
Based on the original Ashton Sentence Generator
All pictures Creative Commons Licensed from Flickr
Catherine Ashton | Radek Sikorski | Carl Bildt | Vladimir Putin
Ethics of the outcome motivated by Ben Judah's Politico piece. Mathematical odds: 1/176.